FAKE NEWS: Tupac resurrects, reveals rapper’s secrets

BREAKING NEWS — One of the greatest rappers of all time, Tupac Shakur, was found alive this spring in Viuda Island, a resort island in Peru almost 20 years after he was pronounced dead Sept. 13, 1996.
In an exclusive interview with The Bengal’s Purr, Shakur explained how he survived the shooting 20 years ago.
“I was just out and about in Vegas, but they didn’t show me the same love California did,” Shakur said. ” I was on my way back from the MGM hotel on the Vegas strip with my good friend Biggie Smalls.”
He was very choked up when asked who shot him the night of Sept. 13, 1996.
“Biggie and I got over our disputes, and I trusted him when he said to invite Suge Knight, so I hit him up,” Shakur said.“Right when Suge answered the phone Biggie whispered in my ear, ‘I ain’t mad at’cha.’ Then the bullet went straight into my heart.”
For people who wonder how he survived, Shakur gave a very simple and to-the-point answer.
“After the tragic day when I got shot I knew rap was about to go downhill, so I had an ambition that I had to ride or fly to Peru to give other MCs a chance so the culture could see some changes,” he explained.
“Surviving the shooting was nothing. I’ve been shot four times before and survived so I mean, what’s seven shots going to do to me?”
What Shakur said makes a lot of sense considering that his great frenemy Biggie passed away a year after his own death.
Peru seemed like a rural and weird place to decide to live. Shakur explained his living conditions as well as why he chose Peru to run off to.
“Again, when I got on the plane to secretly fly to Peru, I wasn’t worried about the blood coming out of my heart,” Shakur said. “I was worried about finding out who I was. I felt like it was me against the world at that point.”
I chose Peru and the Island of Viuda because it’s where all the dead celebrities go to live. Me and my man Elvis shared a room for the longest time before he passed in 2014 I was excited to see Biggie a year later squashed our beef officially because life goes on and we have unconditional love for each other.”
Not only is it crazy to find out that Shakur is alive and well on the streets of LA, showing his California love, but it turns out thatcelebrities who were thought to be gone are actually on the Island of Viuda in Peru.
“Yeah, all of them are there. Biggie’s still over there. Michael Jackson was a thrill to have at the island, and Whitney Houston as well as David Bowie, who influenced me to come back to my rapping ways.”
This is going to go down as one of the most significant days in modern American history as Tupac is back and reveals that other beloved music figures are also in hiding.