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Santa has Officially Contracted Covid-19

Santa has Officially Contracted Covid-19

Taren Glenn, Entertainment Assistant
December 18, 2020
Reindeer Practice Social Distancing in Light of Terrible Regulation by North Pole

Reindeer Practice Social Distancing in Light of Terrible Regulation by North Pole

Taren Glenn, Entertainment Assistant
December 18, 2020
The novel Coronavirus, now age 1. Image courtesy of cdc.gov

Happy birthday to Covid!

November 30, 2020

Fake News: Troubled students seek advice

Lindsey Sexton, Managing Editor
November 30, 2020
LHS boys demonstrate excellent cheer-leading skills at 2019 Powderpuff football game. Photo courtesy of Mindy Pals

LHS athletic department makes changes for the upcoming year

Mickey Mouse, Sorcerer's Apprentice
April 2, 2020
President Donald Trump. Photo courtesy of time.com.

Spanish classes banned under new executive order

Josie Hafer, Editor-in-Chief
April 1, 2020
Picture of a Juul provided by Juul.com

New case study lifts LHS vaping ban

Abby Bower, News Editor
April 1, 2020
Official TikTok Ban

Official TikTok Ban

Lois Lane
April 1, 2020
Donald Trump being caught in a very photogenic moment.

Trump Wins “Sexiest Man Alive” 2020

Ham Sandwich, Extreme Unicyclist
April 1, 2020
Girl cries as classmates bully her. Photo courtesy of Getty Images.

New research emerges about benefits of bullying

Wedgie Goop, Professional Knee Walker
April 1, 2020
Coronavirus Cases

LHS closes for coronavirus cleansing

Bryan E. Stormer, Truth Wrighter
April 1, 2020
Microscopic image of the covid-19 virus. Photo courtesy of Newscientist.com

Success techniques to help prevent COVID-19

Wedgie Goop, Professional Knee Walker
April 1, 2020
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