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Declan Cattrysse, Entertainment Editor

I do not like "turtles". I like to write satire and entertainment reviews. I have a weird tendency to write about Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. I love my position as the Purr's Entertainment Editor

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Flashback Cinema brings the past to the big screen

Flashback Cinema brings the past to the big screen

May 9, 2022
FAKE NEWS: Tesla develops new electric automobile technology

FAKE NEWS: Tesla develops new electric automobile technology

May 9, 2022
FAKE NEWS: High school newspaper on thin ice with British royalty

FAKE NEWS: High school newspaper on thin ice with British royalty

May 9, 2022
Uncharted showcases treasure hunting journey

“Uncharted” showcases treasure hunting journey

March 14, 2022
FAKE NEWS: Betty White’s death celebrated

FAKE NEWS: Betty White’s death celebrated

March 14, 2022
FAKE NEWS: Teacher sends class on “healthy heart and soul skydiving field trip”

FAKE NEWS: Teacher sends class on “healthy heart and soul skydiving field trip”

March 14, 2022
Miss Crawley driving a rental car to meet Calloway at his house. Photo courtesy of media-amazon.com

“Sing 2” a success, proves sequels can be good

February 1, 2022

What to watch over winter break

December 17, 2021
Retail worker groans in agony as “Wonderful Christmas Time” by Paul McCartney plays for the seventh time since her shift started. Photo courtesy of chaser.com.

When is it acceptable to play Christmas music?

December 17, 2021
Eternals proves that Marvel can make bad films

“Eternals” proves that Marvel can make bad films

November 23, 2021

FAKE NEWS: Is she the Queen or a god?

November 10, 2021
The long-awaited Venom sequel proves a total success

The long-awaited “Venom” sequel proves a total success

November 2, 2021
Cruella, played by Emma Stone, strutting confidently through a lavish party. Image courtesy of Disneyplus.com

“Cruella” storms theaters in a bold and brash way

September 13, 2021
Dawn Melton

Melton retires after 35 year run

September 13, 2021
Lucky Charms mascot retires

Lucky Charms mascot retires

March 25, 2021

What’s your favorite extracurricular activity and why?

February 12, 2021
Shorter classes for Golden Throne virtual event

Shorter classes for Golden Throne virtual event

February 5, 2021
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