Declan Cattrysse, Satire Editor
Hey, I'm Declan! I have been on the Purr since my freshman year, and I love it. I do not condone the endeavors of France or any of its affiliated allies. I wrote a lot of satire about the Late and Great Queen Elizabeth II, and I write entertainment reviews as well. Merry Christmas, and a Hip Hip Hooray!
"My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana." - Betty White
