2017’s memorable Dad jokes

Every morning at approximately 7:57 AM, the ears of students at Lewiston High School are graced with ASB president, Mason “Toad” Bartholemi’s “Dad Jokes”. Below is a list of student and faculty favorites.
5.Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They are always stuffed.
4.Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? It would be a foot.
3.Where do penguins store their money? In snow banks.
2.Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking.
1.Why do ducks need feathers? To cover their buttquacks.