2017’s memorable Dad jokes

Every morning at approximately 7:57 AM, the ears of students at Lewiston High School are graced with ASB president, Mason “Toad” Bartholemi’s “Dad Jokes”. Below is a list of student and faculty favorites.
5.Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They are always stuffed.
4.Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? It would be a foot.
3.Where do penguins store their money? In snow banks.
2.Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking.
1.Why do ducks need feathers? To cover their buttquacks.

Mason Bartholemi, ASB President, photo by Sandra Kinney.