10. Liquidate your significant other’s financial assets so they can’t leave you.

9. Buy a DNA test for your sibling to finally prove that they’re adopted.

8.  Steal all the fire extinguishers from your school or workplace.

7. Change your name to Francis and move to Kelso, Scotland, without telling your friends.

6. Become a boat captain and start a business as a freelance fish-trainer.

5. Move to Las Vegas and become a full-time Elvis impersonator.

4. Adopt a family of pet rocks.

3. Learn a new language and move to Stockholm to become an actor.

2. Sue your siblings for disrupting your quality of life or property.

1. Write a list of pranks that you should never actually do if you’re a mentally stable individual.