THIS JUST IN: Horoscopes about your love life

Starla Starlight has been studying the stars for almost three months, and she feels prepared to read the stars in order to reveal what your love life is looking like. Read below to find out what the stars have told Starlight.

Aquarius
According to the moon, the only love you’ll get this month is from listening to “Fly Me To The Moon” by Frank Sinatra.

Pisces
A pouch of Capri-Sun will be your love this month. If that’s not your cup of tea, you can resort to late nights with ice cream and sad Spotify playlists that are jam-packed with Lana Del Ray and Taylor Swift’s Folklore.

Aries
Buy yourself chocolates or get your own flowers! Nobody else will ever do it for you.
Taurus
We get it. You “found the one.” Shut up about it.

Gemini
Watching rom-coms doesn’t make up for your lack of a love life.

Cancer
You should just stick to reading romance novels.

Leo
It’s weird how you “pull” so many people and none of them stay.

Virgo
Let me guess: You didn’t have a Valentines date this year? Strange. Seems like a common theme for you.

Libra
Red and pink aren’t your colors, anyway.

Scorpio
You’re not too “bad” for a love life, but maybe you still shouldn’t have one.
Sagittarius
Cupid always misses when it comes to you.

Capricorn
If you thought you were getting fancy gifts or chocolate and a romantic date this month, you were severely wrong.