FAKE NEWS: Students request more work

Students have too much free time on their hands. The only way for these slackers to be put in line is for teachers to assign an additional six hours of homework every day.
  Imagine carrying around 60 lbs. of school work and textbooks in a backpack each day for eight hours. Then imagine coming home to face six hours of homework that night. That leaves the average student with five hours of free time excluding procrastination time which can take about four hours of homework time away before going to bed at 2 a.m., or midnight at the earliest.  A student with a part-time job can lose up to three hours in addition to procrastination time.
   “I have too much time every night to relax. I am so bored that I go to bed at 6 p.m.,” said Sally Smith, junior, “I need something more to do! Preferably homework.”
   Statistics show that 1000 percent of students have too much free time during the week to do what they enjoy and to hang out with friends. Honestly, all students want to do these days is homework.